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Everything an expat needs to navigate Dutch healthcare, food, and fitness — in one place.
51% of Dutch adults are overweight — up from 33% in 1981 — and rising fastest in 20–35 year olds. Generic English apps have zero Dutch context. Expensive Dutch books leave expats out. We fill the gap.
of Dutch adults are overweight — up from 33% in 1981
are clinically obese (BMI ≥ 30) — 3× more than 40 years ago
of Dutch adults will be overweight by 2050 if nothing changes (RIVM)
You don't need to lose all the weight at once. Losing just 5–10% of your body weight already cuts the risk of diabetes, heart disease and joint problems. That's 5 kg for someone who weighs 80 kg.
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Personalised weekly plans generated for your body, schedule and goals.
Breakfasts, lunches, dinners — AH/Lidl ingredients, calories and allergens labelled.
Day-by-day eating + movement schedule. Built around fietscultuur and Dutch life.
The only 4 worth your money — D3, Omega-3, Mg, Psyllium. And why nothing else is.
How to turn your daily commute into 1,500 kcal/week. The cheapest gym in Europe.
EN, NL, PL, RO, ES. Same content. Same prices. Native voice.
TDEE, Mifflin-St Jeor, RIVM data. Sources cited. No detox teas, no woo.
One downloadable guide you keep for life — recipes, the plan, shopping lists, supplements. Read it in an evening, act on it the next morning at Albert Heijn.
Dutch nationals, Romanian builders, Polish nurses, Spanish designers, British engineers. If you live in the Netherlands and you're 20–35, this was written for you.
Dutch or expat — Romanian, Polish, Spanish, English-speaking.
Every recipe and price in this guide is built around those shelves.
Fietscultuur is the cheapest gym in Europe. We help you use it.
Nothing here is forbidden. No detox teas. No yo-yo. Just real calories.
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Finally a guide that knows what hagelslag is. The shopping list saved me €40 the first week.
The cycling math alone was worth it. 1,500 kcal/week from my commute — I had no idea.
No supplement upsell, no "clean eating" nonsense. Just numbers and Dutch food. Refreshing.
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